Online dating is just one of the many things that technology over the internet has done to change social activities. You already know that the internet is a big world, but it's actually a little bit more complicated than the numbers might suggest. It's big, but in terms of online dating profiles, it's even bigger. And there are very essential things that you need to know to keep yourself safe. That's because one user often creates multiple profiles online, creating the impression that there are more people when there's actually less. The cyberworld has become a ground for predators and if you will not be careful, you might become a victim of either identity theft or other crimes you never would have thought would happen to you. That's why, when dealing with online dating, it's important to know exactly what you're getting into. There are four things you need to know about online dating.
1. Everyone online is a liar.
Now before all of you honest folks get your panties in a twist, let us explain. People are terrible judges of themselves. It is hard for everyone to swallow their pride and their perspective and give a totally honest portrayal of themselves online. So take everything with a grain of salt. Some people will out and out lie about everything from their age to the Dorian Gray qualities of their online photo, while others will just withhold what you might consider vital information, which they thought was not important at all (like a partner).
2. Different people / different definitions
Masculine, athletic, funny. There are self-descriptions that plague online personals like chicken pox in a second grade classroom. Some guys think they are the funniest guys in the world, but you won't agree. A guy who walked past a gym once might consider himself athletic. 'Gym 4xweek' always makes us laugh because usually these guys basically just go to the gym to cruise the steam room. Just keep in mind that self-description are just that -- how people perceive themselves. Never mind the fact that if all these guys really did enjoy "playing basketball, mountain hiking, working out 4xweek, surfing, racing, and hanging out with friends," they couldn't possibly hold down a full-time job and spend four hours in a chat room every night looking for guys to score with.
3. Inconsistency is always a warning sign.
If you notice something inconsistent in someone's ad or in their correspondence with you, don't ignore it; it is a clear warning sign. When you first start talking to a guy online, he may seem so great that you don't want to spoil that feeling. But when you get that sense in your gut that something isn't matching up, don't pretend it isn't there. Investigate it and get to the truth -- you'll be glad you did.
4. Ask for and send multiple photos.
People look different from photo to photo. You should send two or three photos to give people more of a three-dimensional perspective of you, and ask for the same. Some people only have one good photo. That's a bad sign. Just because someone looked in a tuxedo at their sister's wedding in 2007 doesn't mean their photo search should end there.
We hope this trip down the true love lane has provoked some thought and interest in online dating. Just be careful out there. Use your best judgment. And have a good time. Remember: one date doesn't mean relationship for life. Enjoy yourself.
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Love Quotes
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence and it's only end is death.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get; it is what you are expected to give, which is everything.
The difference between man and woman can actually be the key to long-term relationships.
By nature, man and woman are not made for each other. They have to outsmart their DNA in order to live happily ever after.
Sometimes I wonder if man and woman really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door to each other and just visit now and then. Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Everyone has the right to love, you just have to pursue that right.
Men always want to be the woman's first love; women like to be the man's last romance.
Tell me who admires and loves you and I will tell you who you are.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you have made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
If you love someone but your someone love someone, still be the same someone as before because time will come someone will realize that you are not just someone but you are the right one. - Lea Bandola
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.
Flowers always people better, happier and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine to the soul.
Nature never did betray the heart that loved.
Keep your love for nature, for that is the true way to understand art more and more.
If one will only turn to his mind, nature will offer an unending wealth of ideas. And from these ideas flows rich creativity.
Man must harmonize with, not antagonize, nature in order to participate in its benevolence.
Love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
If I could hold your hands, I would.
If I could kiss you, I would.
If I could hug you tight, I would.
If I could love you, I would.
It's not that that I don't have the will to do it...
it's just that I don't have the right.
I hope my greeting is like...
Karpintero 1: Pare, amoy tinapay ka, ha?
2: Talaga? Anong klaseng tinapay naman?
1: Putok, pare!
Lalaki: Hon, ano ba ang kulay ng panty mo ngayon?
Babae: Wala, hon. Wala akong suot na panty.
L: Wow! Tamang-tama, hon! May dala akong ragalo sa iyo, isang dosenang panty!
Host: Lagi ba kayog umiinom?
Lolo: Occasionally lang.
H: Eh ikaw, miss?
GRO: O-CASH-ionally lang. Kapag ladies drink ay wala akong tanggi!
B: Love, lagi na lang isda ang ulam natin.
L: Healthy food naman 'yan at gagaling ka pang lumangoy!
B: Naku, sure na sisisirin mo na naman ako, love!
L: Oo, love! At makaaamoy na naman ako ng malansa!
Genital Talks at Taco Beach
Pen: Oh my gosh! You have a pair of mind-boggling legs!
Vagie: Thanks! You too seem to have a huge battle-tested bulge!
P: TY! What time do you open?
V: Anytime! Just give me the cue when you're ready for the egg-cracking Battle of the Bulge!
P: Huh?! COMBATihin ko na lang kaya?!
Titser: Tony, may apat kang mansanas. Kung ilalagay mo sa ref niniyo ang isa, ilan ang matitirang hawak mo?
Tony: Apat pa rin po.
Titser: Ha? Bakit?
Tony: Ma'am, wala naman po kaming ref, eh.
Nitoy: Pinasulat kami ng teacher namin tungkol sa katamaran pero pinagalitan niya ko.
Boboy: Bakit naman?
Nitoy: Kasi 'yung pinasa kong papel, walang nakasulat.
Quote for the Day: Hindi na baleng nangopya, hindi naman sunog ang kilay.
Bobong Manliligaw: Hindi naman totoo 'yung sinasabi nilang bobo ako. May laman ang utak ko, at ikaw ang laman nito.
SINGLE 1: I am wanted by many. I am looking at some. I am taken by none. But I am waiting for one.
SINGLE 2: It is better to be single yet inspired than to be in a relationship yet confused.
Balang araw, mapapasaakin din ang katawan mo – Embalsamador
Mahirap man tanggapin pero dumarating sa buhay natin at hindi maiiwasang tayo ay antukin. Kaya tulog na tayo.
Hindi ako perpekto. Marami akong kagaguhan sa buhay. Hindi ako 'yung tipong dapat mahalin. Kasi ako 'yung taong dapat sambahin.
If you love someone, give your best shot. If it doesn't work, pasensiya... shot-shot na lang!
We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence and it's only end is death.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get; it is what you are expected to give, which is everything.
The difference between man and woman can actually be the key to long-term relationships.
By nature, man and woman are not made for each other. They have to outsmart their DNA in order to live happily ever after.
Sometimes I wonder if man and woman really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door to each other and just visit now and then. Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Everyone has the right to love, you just have to pursue that right.
Men always want to be the woman's first love; women like to be the man's last romance.
Tell me who admires and loves you and I will tell you who you are.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you have made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
If you love someone but your someone love someone, still be the same someone as before because time will come someone will realize that you are not just someone but you are the right one. - Lea Bandola
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.
Flowers always people better, happier and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine to the soul.
Nature never did betray the heart that loved.
Keep your love for nature, for that is the true way to understand art more and more.
If one will only turn to his mind, nature will offer an unending wealth of ideas. And from these ideas flows rich creativity.
Man must harmonize with, not antagonize, nature in order to participate in its benevolence.
Love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
If I could hold your hands, I would.
If I could kiss you, I would.
If I could hug you tight, I would.
If I could love you, I would.
It's not that that I don't have the will to do it...
it's just that I don't have the right.
I hope my greeting is like...
Karpintero 1: Pare, amoy tinapay ka, ha?
2: Talaga? Anong klaseng tinapay naman?
1: Putok, pare!
Lalaki: Hon, ano ba ang kulay ng panty mo ngayon?
Babae: Wala, hon. Wala akong suot na panty.
L: Wow! Tamang-tama, hon! May dala akong ragalo sa iyo, isang dosenang panty!
Host: Lagi ba kayog umiinom?
Lolo: Occasionally lang.
H: Eh ikaw, miss?
GRO: O-CASH-ionally lang. Kapag ladies drink ay wala akong tanggi!
B: Love, lagi na lang isda ang ulam natin.
L: Healthy food naman 'yan at gagaling ka pang lumangoy!
B: Naku, sure na sisisirin mo na naman ako, love!
L: Oo, love! At makaaamoy na naman ako ng malansa!
Genital Talks at Taco Beach
Pen: Oh my gosh! You have a pair of mind-boggling legs!
Vagie: Thanks! You too seem to have a huge battle-tested bulge!
P: TY! What time do you open?
V: Anytime! Just give me the cue when you're ready for the egg-cracking Battle of the Bulge!
P: Huh?! COMBATihin ko na lang kaya?!
Titser: Tony, may apat kang mansanas. Kung ilalagay mo sa ref niniyo ang isa, ilan ang matitirang hawak mo?
Tony: Apat pa rin po.
Titser: Ha? Bakit?
Tony: Ma'am, wala naman po kaming ref, eh.
Nitoy: Pinasulat kami ng teacher namin tungkol sa katamaran pero pinagalitan niya ko.
Boboy: Bakit naman?
Nitoy: Kasi 'yung pinasa kong papel, walang nakasulat.
Quote for the Day: Hindi na baleng nangopya, hindi naman sunog ang kilay.
Bobong Manliligaw: Hindi naman totoo 'yung sinasabi nilang bobo ako. May laman ang utak ko, at ikaw ang laman nito.
SINGLE 1: I am wanted by many. I am looking at some. I am taken by none. But I am waiting for one.
SINGLE 2: It is better to be single yet inspired than to be in a relationship yet confused.
Balang araw, mapapasaakin din ang katawan mo – Embalsamador
Mahirap man tanggapin pero dumarating sa buhay natin at hindi maiiwasang tayo ay antukin. Kaya tulog na tayo.
Hindi ako perpekto. Marami akong kagaguhan sa buhay. Hindi ako 'yung tipong dapat mahalin. Kasi ako 'yung taong dapat sambahin.
If you love someone, give your best shot. If it doesn't work, pasensiya... shot-shot na lang!
Poem: Juliet's Lamentation
Calm is the weather in my heart
Who's pure and innocent from the start;
Til Cupid seat forth his fatal bow
Where love implants and soon will grow.
Hmm, whose eyes a shining armour
Of deepest reflection he implore;
For mine's most divine sensation
A love so boundless, eternal devotion.
Yet, I agreed in earnest passion
Brought in the midst of this lamentation;
For his calm is mine's adversary
And this love will surely end bitterly.
Oh, enamoured heart who sung in pain
Besought thy patron's favor in vain;
Did the fates fled fortune like a dove?
From me and my only, my beloved?
Atrodious parents, why did restrain?
Had suffered lovers of sweetest strain;
Imprisoned heart and fettered soul
Had caused thy mountful lover's fall.
Ye! Ungrateful kindred, ungrateful life
Cruel destiny shall end with a knife;
Thy death, my love, shan't part us long
For I'll follow thy shade with my song.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)